-must have a 2400 on your SAT pre-essay NERF
-must have soft hands and Glowhoo
-middle name must be Mountain Dew and Doritos
-must have neckbeard
-own at least 5 fedoras
-m'lady
-MLP LIFE OR NO LIFE
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This is amazing
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I would like to thank my parents (who I gave birth to)
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This shits got me dying hahaha