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Edited by Setharoonytoony:
12/29/2015 4:48:39 AM
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Trials Recruitment Forums be like
Need 1 for Trials.
Must have:
- 20 k/d ratio(and we'll check)
- must have SICK DANCE MOVES(we will check)
- 330 MIDA
- 330 Everything else
- must be 400 light level
- must have gone flawless 400 times in Year 2
- must have even weighted balls that will satisfy
- must have 20-20 vision, no glasses
- must have been to the lighthouse and got loot more times than you have gone flawless
- must have taken a piss in space
- must be able to recite ALL of Pi
- must be friends with the 46th president of every country
- must be friendly too!
- must be able to do a backflip on an oiled waterbed
- must have a Destiny poster signed by Abraham Lincoln wishing you a happy birthday
- must have 320 1000k stare with 0 AA
- your GT should have 420, k005h, or W33D and be surrounded by Xx xX
- year 3 pre Nerf thorn is a MUST!
- must be able to insert your head into your anus
- must be able to melt steel beams with jet fuel
- must be able to cross map no scope with your feet, not your hands
- must have a Year 10 G horn stolen from SmoggyPluto
- must know Abraham Lincoln's sister's mother's cousin's name
- a Grimiore score of 9000 is required
- must be able to locate Slovakia on a globe
- must be able to recite the entire constitution
-must be able to beat a bear, a truck driver, and Chuck Noris at arm wrestling simultaneously
- must be able to win a 1v6 with the Kvostov
- must have 47 Lamborghinis in your Lamborghini account
- must have given birth to your own parents
- must have the Xylar challenge emblem
- must be loyal and have SICK SPINS
- must know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
- must have at least 5 fedoras
- m'lady
- must be able to bag at least 420 bpm(bags per minute)
- must have at least a 730 fico score
- must own 35,000 liters of Mtn Dew
- must not own any Mnt Dew
- Must be able to win a marathon with amputated legs and no prosthetic.
- must have succeeded in finding a girlfriend through the toast/envelope method
NO EXCEPTIONS! FAIL TO MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS AND GET BOOTED CAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY SYNTH
Message Xx_MLGK005hw33D_xX on the Nintendo 64 for invite.
Post your own ideas and I'll add them!
If y'all post this in #Recruitment I'll give you a cookie. HOLY SHiT the reactions are hilarious.
I give this [url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif]Seth's Sign Of Approval[/url]
GUYS WE HAVE [url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif]LORD SHAXX'S Sign Of Approval[/url]
We have Arbiter's [url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif] Sign Of Approval[/url]
The storm has our back now.
We have Gzus' [url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif]Sign Of Approval[/url]
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2 RepliesMust have level 420 Huntilock. Must use Self Rez Gunbreaker.
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2 RepliesYou don't have 843 degree no scope -.-
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7 Replies9 times out of 10 people ask for a KD better than they present on any of their characters. . My new favorite is the scarab emblem requirement.. an RnG reward..
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1 ReplyMust be able to snipe through walls with Hard Light. 100 crux drops, also essential.
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Gahdamn lol
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Lollll
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Ive read some that all say kd must be above 1.50 and you check the guys stats and his is below .70 lol makes no sense.
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Edited by KenghisGahn: 12/27/2015 11:12:13 PMJohn Wilkes Booth brother once saw a man laying on a railroad track passed out as a train was approaching. He jumped down to save the man's life by dragging him off that tracks. That man was Abraham Lincoln son. No joke. Look it up.
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3 RepliesEdited by ImSorryMom7206: 12/27/2015 11:02:20 PMThis is on the Wii U right?
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[quote]Need 1 for Trials. Must have: - 20 k/d ratio(and we'll check) - 330 MIDA - 330 Everything else - must be 400 light level - must have gone flawless 400 times in Year 2 - must have even weighted balls that will satisfy - must have 20-20 vision, no glasses - must have been to the lighthouse and got loot more times than you have gone flawless - must have taken a piss in space - must be able to recite ALL of Pi - must be friends with the 46th president of every country - must be friendly too! - must be able to do a backflip on an oiled waterbed - must have a Destiny poster signed buy Abraham Lincoln wishing you a happy birthday - must have 320 1000k stare with 0 AA - your GT should have 420, k005h, or W33D and be surrounded by Xx xX - year 3 pre Nerf thorn is a MUST! - must be able to insert your head into your anus - must be able to melt steel beams with jet fuel - must be able to cross map no scope with your feet, not your hands - must have a Year 10 G horn stolen from SmoggyPluto - must know Abraham Lincoln's sister's mother's cousin's name - a Grimiore score of 9000 is required - must be able to locate Slovakia on a globe - must be able to recite the entire constitution -must be able to beat a bear, a truck driver, and Chuck Noris at arm wrestling simultaneously - must be able to win a 1v6 with the Kvostov - must have 47 Lamborghinis in your Lamborghini account - must have given birth to your own parents - must have the Xylar challenge emblem - must be loyal and have SICK SPINS - must know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop - must have at least 5 fedoras - m'lady - must be able to bag at least 420 bpm(bags per minute) - must have at least a 730 fico score - must own 35,000 liters of Mtn Dew - must not own any Mnt Dew - Must be able to win a marathon with amputated legs and no prosthetic. NO EXCEPTIONS! FAIL TO MEET THESE REQUIREMENTS AND GET BOOTED CAUSE YOU'RE A DIRTY SYNTH Message Xx_MLGK005hw33D_xX for invite.
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3 Replieshy, mi naem iz Xx_420MLGpro_360_no_scoper_koo5h_smoke_w33d_evryday_pussyslayer_gitgudscrub_getrektm8_xX
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5 RepliesYou have Gzus' sign of approval as well. Also, every time I see these posts I check their stats and they don't even run a 1.0 kd and were clearly carried to the lighthouse. I had a guy boot me for not going flawless before when he never revived and still was rocking a .34 trials kd. I was laughing cause I always get the revive and I still manage a 1.3, but he was clearly better as he had the emblem. Hahaha
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Edited by Cpihulak: 12/27/2015 10:11:07 PM"47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account" im dying ;) that god dayum video
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Do you watch jacks films ? M'lady :)
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3 RepliesMust be proud of your bookshelves Must have void damage exotic trials sparrow Must eat exclusively refined tungsten plates Must own at least 35.397 bottles of Mountain Dew Must not own any Mountain Dew
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Seems legit.
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- must've lost [i]any[/i] Crucible playlist match with DeeJ on the opposing team.
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3 RepliesDude the "backflip on an oiled waterbed" got me, lost it lmao
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1 ReplyIt's supposed to be 47 Lamborghinis in your Lamborghini account, not Hollywood Hills account.
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1 Reply< Be me < Scrolling through the forums < Sees a trials salt post < Hard to win trials with a shield and being a cabal < Was ready for salt < Sees post is a joke < Dies of salt malnutrition
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1 ReplySlovakia??? Hell nah
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1 ReplyWhat are weighted balls
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1 ReplyDude, this is great, the Storm had your back.
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1 ReplyPut it in Recruitment https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/183021749/0/0
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The Storm approves this.
