Aaaaaaand go 
Chuck Norris doesn't need to have sex, he just roundhouse kicks a teenage child out of the woman
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	Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just goes to heaven to make god his bitch again
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	Chuck Norris doesn't get sick of Destiny. Destiny gets sick of Chuck Norris.
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	Chuck norris
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	Obama wears Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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	Chuck Norris built the hospital that he was born at.
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	Instead of doing a push up Chuck Norris pushes the earth down.
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	Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
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	1 Reply>2015
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	2007 called. Not even they want their jokes back.
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	The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris before bed.
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	Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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	Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    