If telling someone to injure themselves or place suicidal thoughts into their heads and maybe even attempt it is your idea of a joke then you are largely contributing to what is wrong in society. And frankly, I don't find "jokes" about suicide or self-infliction even remotely funny. You wouldn't know though since you seem to lack a lot of maturity to understand that. Not sure how you can call yourself a "good" and "loving" parent when you can't even set a good example. Even if your "wife" is VP of some so-called "successful international company", I doubt it's success if she pays a lot more attention to a gaming forum than the company's business. You both can deny it all you want, but it is very evident that she spends way too much time on here. I'm not sure if it's "dank" and she needs to cling onto it like clinging onto her youth, but I'm just pointing out facts and the fact is: she needs a new hobby.