(That's not very nice)
-I do a flip over the bar throwing two metal cards at you (they exist) one hitting your gun and the other pinning you hand to the table-
-I'm not actually drunk-
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	*5 soldiers aim rifles at you, and it becomes apparent I am more powerful than I appear* "What'd you have to do that for?" *i pull them out of both*
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	"You shot first" -teleport outside- (Hacker glove)
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	He walks outside "When did I shoot first? I spoke, not shot.
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	(Ooooooh I misread that)
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	(It's alright. You want to keep this up, or start from the bar again?)
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	-tempest comes out of nowhere and reverses time-
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	Both of you are in the bar, and JT just looked back to his drink.
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	-I fall out of my chair looking drunk and stumble over to you- "Hhew yor wurrni seee eh majik twick?" (Hey you wanna see a magic trick?)
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	*i look at you* fire away
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	Edited by KonCur: 10/11/2015 5:48:56 PM-I pull out a deck of playing cards and lean over towards you but fall over- "ough sorreh imm kerdeh drunk" (Oh sorry im kind of Drunk)
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	That's alright.
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	Edited by KonCur: 10/11/2015 5:56:27 PM-I blink oddly a couple of times and try to focus on you, but fall over again this time on you, I then stand up totally straight- "Ok lets stop the games, I have a very specific skill set that I think you may be interested in having available to you"
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	*i sit straight* hmmm? Go on. I find myself intrigued.
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	-Grins- "allow me to introduce myself. I am Konrad Excelsior Curze, Master card sharp and Pickpocket, do you by chance feel as if you are... perhaps missing something? maybe you feel lighter than normal?" -Konrad eyes your holster-
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	[spoiler]i have no holster. I keep my pistol in a pocket inside my jacket, and my sniper on my back [/spoiler] "Continue on"
 
										 
					 
		    