You use blink 
You use shotguns
You think your good
You don't have a clan 
You rush all the time
You still use felwinters
You throw nades
You don't final round 
You can't snipe
You have a negative kd
Your 15 years or younger
You can't spell 
You use a different controller layout
You eat chips into the mic
You rage 
You can't read all these reasons 
Right now your typing a comeback at me
You can't tell this is satire
You're on playstation
You play PS3
You have a internet of 10 kbs ps
You love to whine 
You can't read all of this
I'm tired now
Good night
						
					
					
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	I was worried until I reached the satire part
 
										 
					 
		    