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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
9/22/2015 8:08:50 PM
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A Comprehensive List of the Worst Things Ever
This is an ever expanding list of the Worst Things Ever. Comment with terrible things that we can all relate to. I'll get the dice rolling.
1. Tangled Headphones
2. Getting Clothes Caught on Doors
3. Dropping the Spoon into the Soup
4. Being Comfortable but Having to Pee
5. Splashback
6. Identifying Furniture with your Shins
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Random Boners
9. Getting "Flat-tired"
10. Stubbing your Toe
11. Phone Too Bright at Night
12. Wet Shoes/Socks
13. Squeaky Styrofoam
14. Biting your Tongue
15. When you can't Sneeze
16. Forks Scratching Plates
17. Forgetting a Towel
18. Forgetting What You Were About to Do
19. Papercuts
20. Can't Find TV Remote
21. Breaking the Chip in the Dip
22. Mondays
23. Food Stuck in your Teeth
24. Brainfreeze
25. Bad Parking
26. Dropping your Phone on your Face
27. Running Out of Toilet Paper
28. Autocorrect
29. Your Socks Coming Off in your Shoe
30. Forgetting to Set the Alarm
31. Having to get up to Close the Door
32. Having to get up to turn off a Light
33. Having to leave in a Game
34. Teammates Getting you Killed
35. Sneezing at the Worst Time
36. Sand in your Shoes
37. Mosquitoes
38. Laughing in the Wrong Places
39. Warm Toilet Seat
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1 ReplyMicrowave meals exploding in the microwave. Like wtf you were designed to be in there...
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2 RepliesNoiseless purse
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1 ReplySpider on ur bed
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8 RepliesHaving the sudden urge to poop after you get out of the shower.
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1 ReplySpontaneous combustion.
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1 ReplyHere are a few more: 1) You take a shit, get up for five minutes, and you have to go again. 2) Your power goes out before you can save a game. 3) Nobody in your car can agree on a music station.
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1 ReplyGetting headphones caught on doors
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1 ReplyAutoerotic Asphyxiation
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3 RepliesSomebody touching your butt and you don't know who
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4 RepliesGetting boners or precum leaks for no reason. [spoiler]I'm pretty familiar with both.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe first amendment
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4 RepliesChristians.
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Worst thing ever? Having to go grocery shopping the day before a snow storm or having to go shopping a week before Christmas. -shudders-
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Getting your foot stepped on by someone with a soccer cleat
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2 RepliesWalking by a table and hitting your toes on the corner
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OJ after brushing your teeth
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France
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1 ReplyStepping on a Lego
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1 ReplyGetting dried shit tangled in your asshairs.
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1 ReplyPeeing after masturbating.
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2 RepliesEdited by tjustie: 9/6/2015 1:52:06 PMUnidentified crunchy things in what should be soft food.
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1 ReplyShorts getting caught on cabinets is the worst for me, I have ripped the cabinets off because of that crap.
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6 RepliesDestiny.Worst of all.
