This one ends up contradicting itself.
Everything has a cause.
Except God, because he doesn't have to follow the rules. He's the uncaused first cause.
[i]Everything has a cause.
Except when I need to prove God.[/i]
Eh.
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*Whatever begins to exist has a cause.
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Ah, so whatever has [i]always[/i] existed has no cause. ;) So you just have to prove that God has always existed to prove that he's immune from causality and therefore is the first cause of all.