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9/4/2015 6:25:58 PM
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>be me
>be 17y/o me
>at gfs house alone, parents out
>commence nudity on living room couch
>asks if I want to try something new
>next exit: Brown Town
>stickitinherpooper.jpeg
>meh, everything i hoped for and less
>decide to keep going for the xp
>hear car door slam in the driveway
>should probably head out
>pull out too early
>explosive tidal wave of diarrhea splashes everywhere
>stomach, noodle, and thighs all covered in Hershey squirt
>all over couch and rug too
>gf too scared to be embarrassed
>tells me she will blame the shit wave on her dog
>hurries me out back door as her parent enter
>decide to hide out and see how it goes
>after a while her dad brings dog into backyard
>pulls handgun out of jacket
>shoots dog in head
>mfw jesus dog died for our sins
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>be me >opens thread >expects shit >literally gets shit >leaves happy
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5 RepliesI still think the tv one was best
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2 RepliesWhere do people come up with these
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4 RepliesWell that was shitty
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5 Replies[quote]>be me[/quote] After reading this, I'd rather not be you.
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stop typing like that you stupid Tweens.
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RIP dog
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1 ReplyJesus Christ you just let that dog die for no reason. You didn't even stop it damn you a thug man join the hood. This man is cold hearted father run away with your GF. Next person to get a gun to their head is you and we know how that is going to end. You just used your last Scape Goat God damn. I hope this Dog is resting in heaven where it belongs from this cruel world.
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2 RepliesIf that is true in going to kill myself. [spoiler]It better not be true.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesStolen from FML
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Now imagine what he would do if he found out the truth haha.... you'd be dead op
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Dat ending doe
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There goes my appetite
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Holy -blam!-
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1 ReplyHoly shit
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Soi soi soi soi
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>wus yu onc so bad
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#CatMastaRace
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Jesus dog!
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#GreenTextOrGetOut
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1 ReplyRead this a year ago, I exploded from sheer keks. Thank you.
