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9/3/2015 11:11:54 AM
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Ohh bby I luv u more than a choclate sandwich do u luv choclate sandwiches to?
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Don't I luv chocolate sandwiches, but not as much as I luv u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?
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Ohh how much u luv me bruh?
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How can I even form it into words, what if I expressed it?
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How can you express it
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How would you prefer me to express mah luv of u?
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How ever you can show so how can you show me?
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*Stares deep into eyes* Are you sure you can handle mah expression of luv for u bb?
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I know I can but how about you bruh?
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*Pulls you in closer* Don't u think I'm ready for dis bb, would u like meh to show u how much I luv u?
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You know it now can u try to give me your best shot?
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*Hands you a chocolate sandwich* How would you like to share a chocolate sandwich with me at my place?
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You know it how do like your choclate sandwich?*when your not looken I grabbed my keys get in my car and drive away*
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You left me, even though I gave you your favorite thing to eat and had more to give you if you wanted? *quietly sobs on the sidewalk*
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*Drives by and looks out my window spits on your shoe and drives away*
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Why don't you like me, wasn't I really nice to you? *Gets up and starts walking away, sniffling*
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*Drive back slowly and hands you a choclate sandwich as I slow look up and say* I'm sorry do you forgive me?
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It's OK, do you want to go see a movie or something where they serve endless chocolate sandwiches to us? *Pulls you in for a bro-hug*
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You know it man*then my head explodes for a sniper shot*
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*Using your car as cover, shoots the sniper, and heals you using photon energy* Are you alright bro? Get over here into cover, I'll check for more, you need something to shoot with?
