Eating out a girl for the first time.... Not all vaginas are the same :O
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	A girl sent me a picture of her vagina once and it took me 5 minutes to realize it was a vagina. Not a nice looking puss
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	Roast beef?
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	No I just really didn't know what it was. It was the weirdest pussy I've ever seen.
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	And you still put it in your mouth?
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	Oh no haha it was a picture. I live in Japan cause of the military and started talking to a chick from back home here so I've never actually seen it in person. Just a picture
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	Does she not know that it looks weird?!
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	Unfortunately she doesn't. Every Time she sends me a picture of it I don't know what to say so I don't answer until a few hours later to avoid it
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	Still
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	Lol it was dark and only my second time
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	I don't count the first because I was drunk