I've been pondering that question for many months now, why do you fags love porn spammers? My conclusion used to be that you were all thirsty 12 year olds that were too scared to search for porn. But now, now I believe that it goes deeper so much deeper...
Let me explain to you, mmk? First we have Nubbin's group (too much cringe for me to remember the name) Those guys worship him like he's jesus... Is it because they yearn for acceptance or is it because of a much more sinister force? Let's take a look, shall we?
Here's a Q/A with one of their least prominent and most bias users
Me: Why do you think people like porn spammers
BubbleBoy: Because statistically I'm smarter than all of you!
Me: Yes, but why do you like porn spammers?
Bubbleboy: Because hitler was just a guy that did the wrong things for the right reasons.
Me: But why?
BubbleBoy: *insert gay ass copypaste here*
Me: Very interesting, thanks for your time.
Bubbleboy: Kek fgt
As I've concluded they worship porn spammers because they're all brain dead social rejects with no chance of making anything of themselves in the real world. This has been Ajax (or Ajoox) with your weekly news!
[spoiler]Shots fired, your move bubble[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySo is this a porn thread or not[spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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#satire plz
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We glorify hentai spammers. ALL HAIL NUBBIN
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1 Reply#inb4spam
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2 RepliesBecause apparently spamming pornography and NSFW links makes you a good role model.
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1 ReplyBecause they're sticking it to the man! And then they get banned :P
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12 RepliesBecause people are sheep
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2 RepliesEdited by ElectroHail: 9/3/2015 1:35:37 AM[quote]why do you fags love porn spammers[/quote]
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2 RepliesYou got kicked a few weeks ago from that group and you're still crying about it? I strongly suggest you get a life.
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1 ReplyBecause it's their opinion to do so ;)
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3 RepliesWhy is it this hard for people to understand? They are glorified because of [b][u][i]Porn[/i][/u][/b].
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3 RepliesNubbin? You mean that weeaboo loser? Lmao
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4 RepliesBecause this forum, specifically this subforum, is populated by teens looking to win an online popularity contest.
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It's all in the pursuit of attention.
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3 RepliesBelow average maturity and intelligence.
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1 ReplyIt's like ordering a pizza. Sure, I could easily go drive to the restaurant and pick it up, but how much better does it feel to have it driven to you.
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1 ReplyEdited by SmashHerHalls: 9/2/2015 9:26:20 PMThat convo was so fûcking accurate.
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8 RepliesWhy should I have to search for the porn, when I can have the porn come to me?
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8 RepliesBecause we're guys.
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3 RepliesEdited by Destiny: 9/4/2015 1:36:22 AMBecause engra has the good stuff
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6 RepliesDoes 4Chan ring a bell?
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1 ReplyCause we can. A better question is...why don't you? ( •~•)
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