{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
9/1/2015 10:06:48 PM
135
-
Why do people have to pound you on a rock until you pop, and then drink your milky insides?
-
Well why do we have to use our shells as protection from you "homo sapiens"?
-
Are you capable of making plastic/rubber likes us "homo sapiens"? Do you like us "homo sapiens"?
-
No, we coconuts can't do Jack but we like you "homo sapiens" because some of you draw faces on our shells.
-
OMG, do you know Wilson??? [spoiler]Yes= +100% reputation[/spoiler] Do you like what us sapiens do to you, breaking open your shells and sucking out your milky, creamy goodness?
-
I don't but we hate it when you do that to us...
-
Do what to you, faces or the sucking? How could you not know the famous Wilson from Cast Away?
-
The sucking. I don't know, just doesn't ring a bell.
-
You don't like being sucked dry? Are you a male or female coconut?
-
I hate being sucked up, I like to be moist. Male.
-
So you never want to finally blast away and get sucked dry? Would you be happier if I protected you, and made sure I always refilled you when this occurs?
-
Yes, I love being a coconut, my insides are my heart and kidneys and all things important.
-
Doesn't it feel really good to blast all those milky insides away when you get sucked dry though? When I refill you, does that feel just as good?
-
I guess it sorta does...
-
Would you like to try it and see what you think?
-
Hmm.... Ok then.
-
*Sucks out your creamy juices and fills it back in with new* How'd you like that?
-
A, lot........
-
Would you like me to be your personal body guard, and make sure you are always filled back up?
-
Yes, that would be great! I must warn you I'm a bit of a cannibal, so I like to suck the life out of other coconuts.
-
Why should I care, as long as you answer in questions from now on? [spoiler]XD Made me laugh so hard[/spoiler]
-
Ok, I'll answer is questions, I guess? [spoiler]Heh, never really made anyone laugh hard on here![/spoiler]
-
Why not, wasn't answering with questions the point of this thread, and prove oddly satisfying and fun? [spoiler]That surprises me, didn't seem to take you a lot of effort :)[/spoiler]
-
I guess, but its quite hard to answer it as a question, wouldn't you agree? [spoiler]Maybe I should comment like that more often then![/spoiler]
-
It can be, but haven't I had conversations with potentially hundreds of people without really having much of an issue?
