Ask me anything. Related to toad licking or not
Edit 1: Oh boi 100 comments
Edit 2: OMG 200 I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH GUYS
[spoiler]honorary toads:
Knight Solaire
Doctor Skolas
Fiji (like the water bottle)
Carbonite Flux[/spoiler]
[spoiler]wanna be toads:
The gunslinger[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou son of a bitch
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1 ReplyWarts?
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3 RepliesAre you Master Jirayah?
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1 ReplyHas a toad ever licked you back?
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1 ReplyOOOOO BBY
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2 RepliesHave you licked a fire flower? How about a koopa shell? Tanooki suit? Propeller hat? Golden cat bell? Peach's *censored* ?
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1 ReplyI like turtles
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1 ReplyLick a normal one, they delicious. Lick a slightly slimy one tht secrets mucus, get high. Lick a slightly poisonous one, respiratory failure. Lick a colorful one, rekt.
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1 Reply[b][/b]
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2 RepliesCUTIE
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3 RepliesEdited by PartTimeRock: 9/30/2015 10:36:20 PMI like turds. AMA
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1 ReplyR u a god?
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1 ReplyEdited by Derpish: 9/30/2015 7:59:54 PMIf the opposite of B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus four times (A plus C) over two times A is the Quadratic Formula, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Answer: [spoiler]Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt's confirmed that OP eats the booty like groceries.
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3 RepliesThe imposter that is an honorary member is a disgrace
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1 ReplyI am a toad that enjoys being licked. Coincidence?
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1 ReplyEdited by K1tty Head: 9/30/2015 8:56:02 PMRelevant.
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3 RepliesIs there a grimoire card for the black spindle? I don't have it under my special weapons.
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7 RepliesDuuuude I'm an honorary toad!?!? Phuq ye
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1 ReplyDo you lick front to back or back to front? And have you tried licking tadpoles?
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2 RepliesEdited by Psychedelia: 9/30/2015 4:39:48 PMLicking the 5-MeO-DMT that Bufo toads produce does not actually cause a psychedelic effect. The venom, or Bufotonin, must be milked, dried, purified, and finally vaporized for ingestion. Please know your facts via books, the Internet, or personal experience before making such crazy claims. No one licks a toad and gets high.
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1 ReplyMr Toad, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state penitentiary? [spoiler]just one[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesStill looking for a prince?
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Don't get distracted guardian
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1 ReplyI lick frogs never tried a toad how is it
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Are you tripping right now?