This thread is dedicated to The Lenny Empire and is a WORK IN PROGRESS. 
Join us on an epic adventure.
http://youtu.be/KdekgxJ9JpQ
HELP NEEDED!
Admins
1.) OG Cayde - Bounty Board
2.) G1 Scorponok - Market Square
3.) God of Edge - Mead Hall/Main Page
Under you will find a forum RP game and a link to our group page. Feel free to introduce yourself and jump right in.
Rules Link: 
[spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/148213259/0/0[/spoiler]
Market Square Link: 
[spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/148212410/0/0[/spoiler]
Bounty Board Link: 
[spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/148216610/0/0[/spoiler]
Check out our group page if your interested in joining The Lenny Empire. (Disclaimer: The Lenny Empire is an independent protectorate of The Lenny Sovereignty)  
Group Page Link: (to be posted)
*You walk into Montevideo's rugged cityscape. As you pass down the street you look at a public notice board and begin reading a flier.*
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( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Achtung!
To commemorate the formation of The Lenny Empire, [b]we're feasting and celebrating via cringe-worthy RP thread[/b].
Location: The capitol city of the Sovereignty; in the heart of Montevideo, Uruguay. That one Mead Hall in downtown.
Time: Forever.
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The Mead Hall
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http://www.christophersydell.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/meadhall6Sized.jpg
*As you enter the Mead Hall you notice a paper pinned on a pole.* 
We only take Lenny Empire dollars. All other currencies are out of the question. You can exchange your foreign currencies at the National Bank of Uruguay down the road.
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|              Empire Monies             |
|    ($)             ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)            ($)    |
|          In Lenny We Trust            |
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*You enter the 'Mead Hall' and talk to a bar tender.*
We've a preset selection of meals. (However, you can request whatever you want.) Feel free to check it out:
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Cheeseburger $300 (full regenerates dank factor)
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^Pizza $400 (fully regenerates vitality)
Personalized Food: Any food you ask to be prepared for yourself will be set with the following stats: $150 (+6% vitality regeneration & %4 dank factor)
We've got a few snacks if you aren't too hungry. Take a look:
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|          Keks        |
|           Mix          |
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$50 (+25% dank factor)
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|               Uruguayan              |
|            Snickerdoodles         |
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$200 (+75% dank factor)
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|            OG Cayde's          |
|          420 Munchies         |
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$25 (+10% dank factor)
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|             Hershey's           |
|               Squirts              |
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$35 (+20% dank factor)
We don't serve milk-drinkers. Here's what we got:
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^Ale/Beer/Mead/Vodka $10 (+2% vitality regeneration)
 
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Bourbon/Whiskey $35 (+10% vitality regeneration)
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Moonshine $30 (+20% bonus to bounty reward & -2% vitality)
Rule Breakers Beware
Our defenses are set up and on standby. Enemy assault is pointless. Any over the top actions will result in detainment. This is what you can expect:
   
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^Lenny SAM Site [Minor Offense] (-50% vitality)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
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|         E        |         
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Sniper's Nest [Repeated Offense] (-75% vitality)
       (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■)
_ノ  ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/  ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ  |  E   /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/
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Bodyguard/Admin [Major Offense] (-100% vitality or a ban)
						
					
					
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	9 RepliesLenny oh dear lord Lenny's would you penetrate me?
 
										 
					 
		    