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	Salty, sit... Paw
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	You clearly have ran out of imaginations.
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	Salty, how long you been watching me? Who you kidding? You're obsessed with me. Never had a stalker. Kinda like it. Kinky. Your a clown, but I gotta take care of my clown now.
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	*rolls eye*
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	Salty, my stalker. Thank you RNGsus. Best clown a guy could ask for
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	Tsk, tsk, tsk..
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	I love that you're obsessed with me. Sht is sexy
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	Are you also narcissistic?
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	You were a gift. You came to me. You've been watching me, you're obsessed with me. You comment on my post regularly. Even though you're a stalker, RNG blessed me with the best stalker in the galaxy. I respond to you because I don't want you to do anything stupid. Unstable people need to be supervised. You're my pet now. And I'm ok with that
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	You have issues..
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	Salty, my salty stalker..
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	Whatever freak
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	Salty, my salty stalker...
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	I dont think you know the proper definition of the word stalker.
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	Stalkers usually don't know they're stalkers. You been watching me, came out of nowhere. You been on my meat now for two days. I kinda like it. You're weak, and lame. But you can't pick you're stalkers, so I take what I get
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	I think I'll take the last laught for that one ^
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	[quote]I think I'll take the last laught for that one ^[/quote] I don't speak salty. No clue what you just said little kid
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	Ok dummy.
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	I know you're nervous cuz you dream about my meat, and now you're actually talking to me. But you need to relax when you type so I can understand you, Salty..
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	Ok dummy.
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	Salty, cheer up. You so salty
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	You're still a loser, Dummy.
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	I expect to see you here every day. On my meat. You lame clown. Where's your red nose? Lolll My stalker Salty, always in a bad mood. Lame duck