Sounds like a Powerthirst parody. The second one starts off with...."What if everything you ever wanted came in a ROCKET CAN"  I think you need to give credit where credit is due....
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	but what about my blue collar? JUICE SPRINGSTEEN!
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	Edited by Mad--Dashes--17: 8/6/2015 6:56:45 AM"Your thirst shall be quenched." "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!!!!!"
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	Caution. May contain Anna Kournikova.
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	400 babies!
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	What is powerthrist?
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	https://youtu.be/t-3qncy5Qfk
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	Lmao thats -blam!-ing hilarious
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	If laughter could generate gravity, we'd all be a lot more squashed right now.
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	Crystal meth in a can.
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	What's the point? I've blatantly said these posts (Invective post back in the day, the Titan post, etc.) were homages to Powerthirst but everyone is still all "LOL ITS TORGUE" so I don't give a shit anymore. :P
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	At least you tried. Great post regardless!
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    