Fair enough, I retract my virtual pat and replace it with a simple smile, instead. :)
And also, for my own benefit, please explain my rudimentary prose. So I can better myself. ;)
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	I'm getting there... Give me a few more lines, and I think I could crack the shell. But, I can't...being a nasty bugger is not in my nature, so I'll have to take the gloves off, so to speak and just say: Bump! [spoiler]dont bump me though...ok, I ah...I'm not ah, I'm not into that.[/spoiler]
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	Bump! Just because you specifically asked me not to, and I'm a nasty bugger. ;)
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	Being nasty is a negative reaction and nastiness is a negative state so...**sips coffee**, I think I see some cracks man. Your cracking...!
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	*sits back with hands behind head* *waits*
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	**sips more coffee and just...stares...**
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	I know I'm sexy, but please stop undressing me with your eyes. You'll make the other patrons uncomfortable. ;)
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	...."blinks a few times"....**stares...**
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	*starts wiggling hips*
 
										 
					 
		    