Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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Seek my Myagi
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Play the game call life
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Give up on persuing attractive woman, you have no chance. NO CHANCE. Don't get too attached to people, you'll end up hurt sooner or later. Ditch the weights, get into bodyweight techniques. Last but not least, don't be afraid of being alone, ain't nothing wrong with being alone.
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Don't do whatever your about to do! Unless it could lead to something good. In which case carry on
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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1 ReplyYoung Bio, I need to tell you, that Poptarts are still awesome.
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2 RepliesCut off your penis Win awards Enjoy fame
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At some point in your life, you'll see a hooker passed out in the road. Keep walking. For the love of God keep walking.
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I violated [url=http://rekt.com][b][i][u]ur mum[/u][/i][/b][/url] and was met with National Justice.
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Focus on school and don't be a b[b]i[/b]tch
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Don't visit the World Trade Center on September 11 2001
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That thing your curious about, don't do it, just forget about it
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Bang Kaitlyn
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3 RepliesDon't go with Britney. Don't do it. Don't look at that booty. Don't do it.
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1 ReplyThink through your actions, that is all
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1 ReplyPrepare yourself, pain and suffering lies ahead.
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2 RepliesTry to get you best friend in bed not your secondary one. He will bail and the best friend will be there for you for years to come. Best friend is amazing person as well. Secondary will become coke head and be flaky as hell.
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1 ReplyPlay skyrim instead of destiny
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1 ReplyRemember that laptop we had yea dont get drunk and leave under the ac K
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1 ReplyBefriend that tough girl named kyra... She's way better when she's older. Also trust no one with your secrets.
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1 ReplyPull the damn trigger. Also don't do homeschooling it sucks.
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2 RepliesAsk her out. For the love of God just ask her out.
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1 ReplyJust end it now before its too late
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Answer quickly and with confidence
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1 ReplyNote: Do not try to become the Squirrel King, it goes badly Also, remember to feed the cat