Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWHATEVER YOU DO DONT DISCARD THE STRANGE COINS
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Ask out that girl in Latin class before you get to highschool. [spoiler]pls[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf your sister has a sock on her door, OPEN THE DOOR!
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2 RepliesStart selling your mixtape sooner
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1 ReplyDon't get glasses. YOU DONT NEED THEM.
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1 ReplyWatch Star wars.
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Dont let your memes be dreams.
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Keep ur mouth shut… and u might have some dignity when u get to my age
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Shut your mouth
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Snakes are not acceptable substitutes for flesh lights.
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Don't do what you think is a good idea, trust me.. It's not
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1 ReplyStop bieng an a-hole jerk
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1 ReplyIf you're thinking of making an account called Heron78 on bungie.net, don't. You will hate yourself then jump off a bridge. I'm about to. Toodle-oo!
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3 RepliesWhen you punch that kid that everyone is sick of directly in the mouth, do it a bit harder. Talk a bit more shit to the popular group, trip a few of them. A lot. [b][i]A lot.[/i][/b]
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1 Replyill give you the winning lottery numbers for 50 million jackpot that no one got. here. id be expecting a lambo in a few minutes
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1 ReplyI'm not gonna tell you anything me. Because then, you have the power to change me from the me I am right now! [spoiler]Did you get that?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesNever marry, bone head. Stay single, you'll be better off.
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1 ReplyAnswer quickly and with confidence
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1 ReplyDon't date in middle school. Just because of it I turned 2 of my best friends into enemies
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1 ReplyTake the red AND blue pill this time.
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1 ReplyYounger me, don't participate in powerlifting your senior year. Continue playing baseball. If you do you'll drop 550lbs on your knee while deadlifting. This will then lead to you tearing your ACL while you're in the Army. Which then leads to your medical discharge. Don't do it!
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1 ReplyMake sure to hangout with that one girl.
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1 ReplyDon't turn around
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The swing set at school don't lick the seats
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Don't try to jump over obi wan he has the high ground.
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Seek my Myagi