Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou're gonna go insane pretty soon. [spoiler]just embrace it it's pretty liberating[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDon't get friend zoned . good luck
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Edited by Bravo: 7/19/2015 5:44:13 AMDon't go join johns party and don't buy Titanfall, Destiny, RUSE, The chrome controllers, don't slip and text her every now and then
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1 ReplyEdited by Peaches: 7/18/2015 12:40:51 PMDon't get involved with a girl named Eliza. She will destroy any sense of mental stability you have.
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1 ReplyDon't talk to the following people: *List of everyone I hate*
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4 RepliesTAKE THE BUNGIE JOB. MAYBE DESTINY WOULDN'T BE SUCH A F*CK UP
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1 ReplyHey you don't watch jack and jill that two hours that we are not getting back
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1 ReplyYou die in 5 seconds
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Edited by Herakles: 7/19/2015 5:40:09 AMDon't sprint barefoot in the living room, because you're gonna end up spraining your pinkie toe on that coffee table leg.
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1 ReplyDont ever click links, all girls on the internet are actually dudes and buy a pug instantly.
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1 ReplyYou your crush? Shes lesbian and u can find her on youporn You're welcome
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1 ReplyDon't invest in Apple
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1 ReplyDon't buy destiny or that "laptop". You also owe me a sandwich.
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1 ReplyEdited by Vdubb: 7/18/2015 6:41:29 AMStay away from the internet! And dont buy Destiny
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1 ReplyDon't click that link from dorit
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Your friends are assholes deal with it
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2 RepliesJump off a bridge before it's too late.
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1 ReplyDude, just wear a rubber...sorry kids. (Kidding)
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Edited by Heron: 7/17/2015 10:34:12 AM[spoiler]Should I change the title do "give me advice" instead of ama? I think I might....[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYou are banned from this dimension.
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1 ReplyHere is a lighter. Burn everything. When the time is right, you'll know.
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4 RepliesYou little shit! Stop crying about nothing fagot! Here's a fûcking five seven, shoot all the idiots, then place the five seven under your bed and repeat when you grow up!
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1 ReplyBack to the time of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
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1 ReplyBuy that -blam!-in' gjallarhorn on week 2.
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1 ReplyApply to more than your "safe" college please.
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1 ReplyEdited by kyuss534: 7/16/2015 11:09:31 PMPast me! Whatever you do, stay away from the off topic forums! Oh wait...