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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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8 RepliesYou vegemite eating low kd ass noob, not only do you not have a soul you also have no skill at all.
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1 ReplyLets see. Im a ginger as well. Sooo. Has anyone asked you this question: Does the carpet match the drapes?
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3 RepliesGuys, he's probably an undercover Bungie member trying to get people to cyber bully. It's okay, I love you! (pls give gjallerhorn)
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1 ReplyGood day mate
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11 RepliesBeing Ginger is a blessing. There are good souls and bad souls so that means we are naturally neutral. Being neutral means we can flip between either side and still sleep like a baby at the end. Besides, I love telling coworkers the only reason still have a soul is because no one wanted to buy it. And 2 and 3 are related. You haven't visited the Lighthouse because your government is pathetic and bans things left and right. (Can't say much, The US isn't considerably better)
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4 RepliesEdited by Mr_Awsumness_360: 7/16/2015 4:48:10 AMyour Catilyn Jenner's (a.k.a Bruce) girfriend, that would make anyone salty.
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4 RepliesHow are your kids?
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3 RepliesNope dont care about you so why bother
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6 RepliesYOU ARE SO SALTY THAT THE SALT IN ALL THE WORLD ALL SALT SHALL RAIN ON YOUR HOUSE AND YOU SHALL BECOME THE SALTIEST OF ALL TIME THE SALT IN YOUR UNDER WEAR WILL MAKE IT SO NO ONE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THE SALT IN YOUR EYES WILL BLIND YOU AND TURN YOU INTO AN OLD MAN THE SALT IN YOUR BODY WILL TURN YOU INTO A FAT MAN THE SALT IN BUTTHOLE WILL MAKE YOU CRY EVERY NIGHT THE SALT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH WILL MAKE YOU FEAR THE SIGHT OF SALT BUT YOU CANNOT SEE ANYTHING YOU SAY WELL ALL YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IS SALT BECAUSE ITS IN YOUR DAMN EYES YOUR FAMILY TREE WILL BE JUST AS SALTY AS YOU YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE BORN SALTY THEY WILL ALWAYS TRY TO DEFEND THEMSELF AND THEY WILL GET CALLED SALTY YOU SEE WAIT I FORGOT YOU CANT SEE YOU SALTY SON OF A SALTY FLOWER YOUR A SALTY VEGETABLE MR FRUIT DESPISES YOU NOW GO EAT YOU DINNER SSSSSAAAAAALLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!
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3 RepliesEdited by jjab2034: 7/16/2015 4:33:04 AMOY, M8, THROW ANOTHER SOUL ON THE BARBIE! NO, NOT YOURS YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. MAYBE IF YOU DID YOU WOULD'VE MADE IT TO THE LIGHTHOUSE ALREADY. JAYSUS.
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8 RepliesThrow another shrimp on the barbie! You know, 'cause Australians are always saying that.
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3 RepliesHere are some fries and chips
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13 RepliesSteve Irwin had it coming.
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5 RepliesI hate Australians like legitimate hate them I would feel nothing if it just sank into the ocean hell I might even chuckle good for nothing country.
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2 RepliesEdited by Saundy: 7/16/2015 3:20:04 AM[b] [/b]
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17 RepliesYou eat ass for a living
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1 ReplyEdited by ItsYourLandlord: 7/16/2015 3:28:18 AMI love you and you're beautiful.
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3 RepliesDamn black magic...
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9 RepliesAnswer me this. Do you sweat?
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8 RepliesGo step on a Lego!
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1 ReplyYour ginger mom tastes salty
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1 ReplyBledisloe Cup...
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7 RepliesDo you like surprise buttsecks?
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1 Reply2 girls...1 cup...
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1 ReplyYou have fat ugly fingers! [spoiler]i will be taking that prize now.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou're probably an attractive ginger. So I got nothing. Hahaha [spoiler]No jk I got one I just made up.. Nothing against red heads, I have a father who has red hair, AHEM you're Balls are so red that when a girl goes down on you the reflection of red hair from your pubes makes her look like Ronald McDonald, - probably so lame. Lol I don't make fun of people [/spoiler]
