That's right you scrubs feast your eyes on a real, living f*cking Cone.
I am so awesome that I will even allow you pathetic Humans to question me...
						
					
					
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	Why did you kill so many Spartans yet I have not seen you kill any guardians? What gives?
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	1 ReplyWhy do you always fail grif?
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	1 ReplyProtect me cone!
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	1v1 me m8 I'll 420 360 noscope you headshots only on rust kappa
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	What is love?
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	No I'm a cone
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	Protect me cone!
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	Ahh mr.Cone plz don't hurt meh ;~;
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	My buddy stole your cousin... The tall skinny one... His dogs new chew toy
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	Nice?
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	Are you a merri cone?
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	Ask you anything, huh? Okay. 1. What is the density of uranium? 2. Who would win in a fight, godzilla or gamera? 3. Which is bigger, a lion or a tiger 4. Did George Washington Carver really invent peanut butter? 5. When was the Magna Carta signed? 6. Where is Kalamazoo located? 7. Why does .99 repeating equal 1?
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	1 ReplyHow many times have you been hit?
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	Protect me cone
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	Do you have a personal worker to get you from one place to another?
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	Do people, you know, use you....?
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	Your a... mother... blamming... cone? CONE!? You sure? That specific type of cone?... oh wait... Is this you? :D
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	2 RepliesHow did it feel having buzz and woody so deep inside of you
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	1 ReplyYou're in my show
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	Do you get knocked over a lot?
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	What happened to your nose?
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	Did you type this with telekinesis?
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	Cones can't type.
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	2 RepliesAre you okay after I ran you and your brethren for my drivers license test