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	Because. [spoiler]op is fgt[/spoiler]
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	[spoiler]OP is never fgt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]OP will never die.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Unless you pay me with cookies.[/spoiler]
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	Damn, we had a whole shipment of cookies and dank memes just a while ago. Just missed it.
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	What?!?!!?! How dare you sell out!! ;-;
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	I'm sorry but they offered candy and free XXX live girls
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	.....b*tch, I could have offered you my death for those cookies. [spoiler]And that's worth more than anything you got.[/spoiler]
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	Oh you're right. It appears me grandmum is baking cookies rn so remember to use protection after you eat those cookies.
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	Ew....I'll be dead. And I'm not trusting your grandmum to make me cookies.
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	Muahahaa, op is fag after all >:D
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	Oh no OP isn't. You're evil. ;~;