Post pics of toasty microwaves here. No grills allowed grills are disgusting animals.
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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Ask microchango.
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I 8n't a micro sexual, but I am a puddin popsexual
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1 ReplyMy friend told me I'm a blackosexual I wonder wat that means
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Lol wuuuuuut
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I'm attracted to heteros?
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7 RepliesSo does bisexual mean you are attracted to bicycles
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I believe pansexual means you're attracted to pan handlers. [spoiler] the way they beg just gets me kinkier than a bronie.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*looks at picture* *faps*
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Wouldnt that also mean you are attracted to microscopes to?
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1 ReplyI'm so hot rate now
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Edited by PROPHETxOFxDOOM: 10/27/2015 3:14:51 PMI'm threadsexual it means I want to f this thread up!
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Inb4 Microwave It
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1 ReplyMicrosexual means you like micro penises source: I'm a doctor
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6 Replies[quote]#deej[/quote]
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1 ReplySo what is it when your attracted to Castañas??? La Castaña!!!
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Microwave it
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1 Reply[quote]microwave it[/quote]
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1 ReplyI've always wondered why I get an erection every time I use a microwave
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1 Reply(\ /) (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / o o
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3 RepliesGuess what I have in my hot pocket ;)
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2 RepliesI am a Lunasexual. I am attracted to the moon.
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1 ReplyI sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the -blam!-, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
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1 Reply[quote]#Deej[/quote] Why?
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1 ReplyEdited by SolidusNat: 10/22/2015 1:37:00 AMPansexual = bread Duh [spoiler]4real tho pansexual means ypu would date trans and nonbinary people, basically bisexual[/spoiler]