Ask away, Guardians!
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[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThanks for that Patience and Time
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42 RepliesI'm in the side chests to troll all of you
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2 RepliesThanks for The Fourth Horseman and Khepri's Sting...now give me Truth.
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3 RepliesWhy are you full of sh!t? Every time i open your ass its nothing but weapon parts!
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3 RepliesHow come using treasure keys is a waste unless you have to look for queens cipher? How come you always give the same shitty weapons?
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1 ReplyY u no give me fate of all fools ;-)
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1 ReplyThanks for the ram😘
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5 RepliesThanks for giving me eternal warrior. That was the first new dlc helm I got!
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1 ReplyYou're the new master rahool
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20 RepliesHey can u have the queens sipher so I can get a new shrapenel launcher mine splits into 3 beans instead of shooting five in a burst
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7 RepliesI hate uuu
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9 RepliesWhy do you hate me?
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2 RepliesAmazing chest ahead!
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1 ReplyHave 23 exotic shards got ghorn from queen chest 24 shards now
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8 RepliesWhy didnt u give me gjallarhorn
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3 RepliesWhy do you always give me garbage?
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5 RepliesCan I get my Elder Cipher from you in a 28 PoE?
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3 RepliesThank you for my first gjallarhorn
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5 RepliesWhy u no give good rewards?
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1 ReplyWhy you give such shit weapons.
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3 Replieswhy do you still think lenny is funny
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3 RepliesThe chest is alive...? Roll initiative you filthy Mimic, cause I'm coming at you!
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1 ReplyThanks for the purifier robes😊
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2 RepliesThanks Chest!! You gave me the bones of eao from 32 PoE
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1 ReplyI guess I should say thanks for the Purifier Robes, but my friends need them as well, so if you could drop those for them plz, and Thank You
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3 RepliesHow are you a more important chest yet filled with the same repetitive polished turds?