Ask away, Guardians!
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[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesGo home titan, you're drunk
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2 RepliesIs the Queen's sniper good? I think it looks wicked!
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You look cute today
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1 ReplyI've gotten the last word, gally, the truth, and patience and time out of that chest
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1 Replyi got ice breaker from the chest
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2 RepliesCan I be a helper?
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1 ReplyCool story bro. I'm Crota's left big toe. Who's cooler now?
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4 RepliesWhy does the side chest give me an exotic while you give me crappy queen weapons?
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2 RepliesToday I've met skolas, a whole god damn ketch, a strange coin, and now a treasure chest. How can this day get any better, Mr chest?
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5 RepliesIcebreaker or tactical nuke please.
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1 ReplyI wouldn't mind a gally or thorn but having suros regime even though it was nerfed would make me happy.
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4 RepliesGive me her benevolence
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1 ReplyY u no give exotic!!!
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1 ReplyWhy you no give me gally but thanks for the queens cipher first try
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1 ReplyThanks for the addition to this lottery machine of a game
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1 ReplyQueen's Cipher when?
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4 RepliesWhy do you keep giving my Her Mercy? I've gotten my 10th one.
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1 ReplySilver dollar, quarters or dimes?
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10 RepliesThanks for giving Truth as my first drop!
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2 RepliesWhy are you a fgt?
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1 ReplyWhy do you eat keys.
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1 ReplyThis has gone too far
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4 RepliesI have no keys, can I get a freebie just this once?
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1 ReplyThanks for da gally
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3 Replies-blam!- you
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3 RepliesWhat are you planning with all those keys?!!? Who is it that always locks you back up after we plunder your goods?