Ask away, Guardians!
========== EDITS ==========
[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGive me an exotic plz
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2 RepliesWhy have you given me 6 Universal Remotes and no other exotics? I already had one to begin with.
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8 RepliesWhat size bra does your chest take?
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1 ReplyI want to bathe in you
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6 RepliesLoot Cave has arrived!
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1 ReplyGib me Chasing Infinity! Idk why it's not in the loot table...
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1 ReplyGive her right hand back, it's mean to take people's hands. And her pet ben-elelephants
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1 ReplyWhy do u hate me
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1 ReplyWhy will no one full you with gold after a PoE? I wanna go full Scrooge McDuck in you.
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5 RepliesHello chest, how are you? Are you a better source of loot than me?
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5 RepliesGIMME BONES OF EAO. NOW
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2 RepliesYou've given me the God damned scout rifle 50,000,000 times. I just want the Cipher, damn it!
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1 ReplyEdited by Sovsrack: 7/15/2015 2:55:18 AMWhy did you give my friend a sixth ghorn when I still don't have one and I was the best on the team? :(
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3 RepliesWhy you give filthy Guardians loot for killing us...
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13 RepliesI'm back chest ;)
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1 ReplyWhy did you give me No Land Beyond?
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1 ReplyOryx I'm calling yo bitch ass out. Time to find out who's stronger.
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1 ReplyHow many guardians have had their hands in you? I thought I was special... You backstabbing slut.
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3 RepliesThought you took a break/quit?
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9 RepliesY u no contain end game content?
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25 RepliesA few people hired me to rob you
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2 RepliesI am power incarnate. I am the Son of Iron Lord Saladin!!!!
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1 ReplyAsk the big room why it sends me to die. Why do you insist on giving me helmets for other classes?
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5 RepliesI got galley from that chest lol first week of how
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1 ReplyHey a titan can i please be mentioned in the edits also... Why no gjallerhorn
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5 RepliesGo home titan, you're drunk