Ask away, Guardians!
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[spoiler]EDIT: No, I'm the Queen's other chest. I'm the more important chest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: 500 REPLIES! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMING, GUARDIANS!
EDIT: 700 REPLIES! SO MANY QUESTIONS, AND MANY TO COME( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! Looks like RNGesus and Cayde-6 have also made an appearance too!
EDIT: WE'RE TRENDING BOYS AND GIRLS... AND CHESTS!
EDIT: 830 REPLIES! Looks like Aksor has visited us aswell! Keep the questions coming and let's reach 1,000!
EDIT: Looks like we've also had Skolas and the Queen visit us aswell! Yummy.
EDIT: 1,000 REPLIES! ORYX HAS ALSO MADE AN APPEARANCE!
(Also, don't poop on me.)
EDIT: A wild Xûr has appeared! Also, thank you for the 1,100 replies!
EDIT: Its been 5 days guardians... But I'm back. Thank you for the 1,200 replies.
(Looks like Cayde-6 is still hiding in one of the chests. Be careful.)
EDIT: Made the sections into spoilers so that you don't have to scroll down a wall of text. Thanks for 1,300 too!
EDIT: Thank you for 1,500![/spoiler]
========== APPEARANCES ==========
[spoiler]-RNGesus
-Cayde-6
-Aksor
-The Queen ;)
-Oryx
-Xûr
-Skolas
-Taniks
-Crota
-Loot Cave
-Vekis, King Baron
-Toland[/spoiler]
========== QUOTES ==========
[spoiler]"Tell everyone how great I am"
-Taniks
"I don't know why but every time I see you I get a [i]Hard Light[/i] that can be interpreted in a couple of ways :)"
-CP Vortex[/spoiler]
========== HELPERS ==========
[spoiler]-Skolas
-Oryx[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesCan I put my dick in you?
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7 RepliesWhy i no get gjallerhorn
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6 Replies
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2 RepliesWhy you didn't gave me anything last Poe round that I did when I opened it
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4 RepliesY u always give me crap
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9 RepliesYou didn't give me bones of EAO like you said, you have disappointed me
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4 RepliesWhy do you suck
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5 RepliesDo you get disappointed when you can [i]smell[/i] the keys in my inventory, yet I don't open you and just sit on your lid? And, the more pertinent question, can chests cry?
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1 ReplyI was expecting the queens CHEST.
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3 RepliesThanks for giving me the same purple pulse rifle 3 times. I am grateful for the SUROS and the Truth though.
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3 RepliesDamn your wifi must be pretty good if you can post on the forums from down in that deep pit of yours.
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1 ReplyI am a strange coin
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1 ReplyHow tf do you type?
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3 RepliesWhy would you give me dragons breath, that's just cruel
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1 ReplyWhat color key really gets your hinges going??
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1 ReplyWait... Which is the more important chest?????
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3 RepliesCan I get an exotic from you even if I've done it before ?
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7 RepliesCan i haz ur sniper kthxbye
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1 ReplyThanks for the gjallarhorn
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3 RepliesSanta Claus may I please have a gally from your chest :)
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1 ReplyWhy do all of your weapons suck so much?
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1 ReplyBitch Please...
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3 Replies-blam!- YOU YOU MOTHER -blam!-ER
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1 ReplyCan I get the Bones of Eao next time I open you please.
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6 RepliesWhy always her right hand!?!?