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	I don't have a sister. Gr8 try 8/8 n8, ur gr8 m8
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	Your brother
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	Only child
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	Your mother
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	I am God
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	Your dog
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	I'm god, why would I have a -blam!-ing dog
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	Your turtle
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	God has no pets!
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	Your left pinkie finger nail
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	What would God need fingernails for?
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	Shitcomment complete
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	This was fun, until next time.
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