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6/22/2015 3:18:59 AM
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You wake up as your crush.
What if you wake up as your crush? What would be the first thing you do?
You're only your crush for one day so make the most out of it. Or make the least out of it, your choice.
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Start dating myself
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1 ReplyKiss myself
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Masturbate and admire my body, then proceed to find real me and procreate.
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Edited by JustDawgyDawg: 7/10/2015 3:26:31 PMWhat crush? Probably be Megan Fox or something. Oh no.. I'm not still preggy am I? I'd probably look for her drug stash and mail them to me. Then check her out naked of course. :^O. Don't act like you wouldn't!
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1 ReplyAsk who is in my body
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1 ReplySo I'm still nobody :(
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2 Repliesoh ive always wanted to be in a computer
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i would just want to know whats up with him and obama... dont ask
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1 ReplyI mean fanta
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2 RepliesShit I had a dream this happened [spoiler]thought it was real life for so long[/spoiler]
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Would I still exist?
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3 RepliesHahaha oh god id be like Just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Got ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>⌐■-■ Rekt (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■)
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3 RepliesMy crush is my girlfriend Finger myself. Play destiny *hours of crucible later* Sleep Awake
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No. [spoiler]I don't do crushes anymore. Far too many missed opportunities and you run a high risk of being friendzoned. I just go for it now.[/spoiler]
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2 Replies1000th comment. hype.
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2 RepliesWhat if I don't have a crush? [spoiler]No, I do not spend 24 hours a day playing video games.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I just don't have a crush.[/spoiler] [spoiler]End discussion[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGo to my house and kill myself so when i wake up as myself i can get kinky.
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4 RepliesFind my body and see who's inhabiting it.
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3 RepliesThen I wake up as nobody :(
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Edited by wojo55: 7/10/2015 3:43:52 AMThen I wake as the mother of dragons....I'm rich too....But I also just became a lesbian....I'd transfer all her money into my bank account and just enjoy the day
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1 Reply
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Send vids ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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14 RepliesI would see if female masturbation feels better than male masturbation
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Do me. Duh.
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2 RepliesYou should edit in that he/she is not you for the day...
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8 RepliesDrink red bull
