I've only ever taken one selfie and I posted that in a different thread so... Here's my dog instead.
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	Omg it's adorable
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	She's my homie. And I think she's the cutest dog in the universe. [spoiler]and I'll choke out all who disagree[/spoiler]
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	Why'd you steal my dog and make him a girl? Is that where he's been all this time?
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	Hah likely not. Unless there was a time warp involved. And a doggie sex change. And some kinda crazy science fictiony shit because my dog has definitely given birth to puppies.
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	Doge.
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	And then here's this finally I guess.
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	Get ready for all the thirsty guys [spoiler]the dog is female[/spoiler]
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	If anyone comes at my dog I'll shank 'em.
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	I ❤️ your dog Does she love me too?
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	She hates everyone but me. It's exceptionally gratifying when I try to warn people and they say "oh dogs love me!" And then she makes them feel insignificant and unloved.
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	:[ sorry palbert. Owner and doggie are both bitches
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	Awhh dont say that I ❤️ you
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	D'aw ain't that sweet
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	3sweet5me ❤️
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	Such gamer. Much wow.
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	She speaks English you racist swine.
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	I am ashamed of myself.
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	Bahaha well I may have bent the truth a little. She usually gives zero indication that she understands any language. Or that she cares what anyone has to say at all.
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    