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6/19/2015 3:25:35 AM
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I fell into a sun, was decapitated, and went through a black hole. It caused a supernova.
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I got shot in the knee, arm cut off, team was killed, parents executed in front of me, died and came Back.
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Looked into an endless void. Was blinded in one eye. Almost got killed by a random god, but I killed him first. Was struck by 90000000000002 bolts of lightning.
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I live in that void, and slain the gods father
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Dang, I thought I was strong. And I got in a fistfight with Ares.
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Ha! Try satan, Cthulhu, and Zeus at once. Single handedly. And win
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*Summons Cluthulu* *Cluthulu stares hard at you.*
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[spoiler]bud, let me win this. I'm setting something seriously badass up for you. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh, ok[/spoiler]
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*kicks Cthulhus ass with pinky in right hand(I'm a lefty) in 2.3 seconds.* I was 3 when I did it
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Hey! Hes friendly now! You should see his house.
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Just brothers being brothers [spoiler]hes adopted, don't tell him![/spoiler]
