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6/15/2015 9:27:34 PM
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*calls police*
Hello? I would like to report a homocidal psychopath on these forums...
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*grabs phone,hangs up* [b]Don't.[/b] *takes out gun* I [i]will[/i] kill you.
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*melts gun with laser vision*
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What are you? Superman?
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No. I'm [b][i]BURRITO MAN!!!![/i][/b]
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Oh that's even worse...... *backs away slowly*
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*stares at menacingly through Deal With It glasses*
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*gets down on knees* *holds out burrito as peace offering* ....please don't kill me........
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Your burrito has pleased me. Now go assassinate someone's enemy.
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Umm.....did you eat the burrito..??
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*eats burrito*
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.....*watches*........How do you feel?
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*looks at suspiciously* Fine...............?
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I poisoned the burrito.........
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Figures *dies*
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Hehehehehehehehehehehe *drags your dead body to a trash bin and throws it in*
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*body flops like dead fish*
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Edited by Heron: 6/16/2015 4:47:00 PM...Weirdo....... *random person walks by* Crap.....I need to move him. *drags you dead body further, towards an empty dock* Good thing it's nighttime.......
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*is dragged like limp noodle*
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*throws your body into the ocean* *sigh* *walks away*
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*glub glub*
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*stares*
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*sinks innocently to bottom of bay*
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Inocently? [i]Inocently?[/i] Hardly.
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*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
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