Lol this is hilarious. Where did he say it's a woman?  [spoiler]READ ThE SPOILER[/spoiler]
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	Bro, He's talking about a Puppy.
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	... I read the entire post. I'm convinced It's an on going problem that he's genuinely seeking advice on. Just because a poor satire attempt is the way he asks for it, doesn't mean I shouldn't give it to him.
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