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	[quote]I bet my penis is smaller than yours[/quote] Not even close bro. My 3 year old sons penis is way bigger than mine. [spoiler]well shit just got awkward.[/spoiler]
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	Dude Back when I had sex with my dad a lo, he said mine was like the size of a miniature toothpick
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	The most f'd up convo I've seen. GOOD MORNING AMERICA