I agree with much of this but don't you [b]ever[/b] insult Mtn Dew in front of me. Other than that, I see your point.
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Do the Dew before the Dew does you!
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^This. Your arguments are valid, but to even associate The Dew with such a thing is blasphemy!
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What about Doritos?!
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My niqqa!
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I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking