You know who you are. You're the bottom feeding T-bagging scum who have drifted over from Call of Duty. You looked out your grimy windows and saw a beautiful space epic RPG shooter and you thought, "hey that might be fun!"
With Doritos fuzz on your fingers and Mt. Dew stains on your shirt you traveled to the land of MMO's bringing your poor sportsmanship with you while the scent of B.O. and virginity traveled in your wake.
Upon your arrival you marveled at a game that seemed to have it all, and then you promptly shit all over it.
Now gone are the days when Autorifles were useful. "Nerf this," you said! "Nerf that!"
"Its not fair," you cried whenever you were killed by a popular Exotic. "My sense of self worth is directly tied with my k/d."
Now the forums are full of semi-literate trolls and Beta Males, whining and crying about this or that.
"The Thorn sucks."
"The thorn is too OP!"
"Blade dancers aren't fair!"
"Shoulder dash isn't fair!"
"Warlock melee isn't fair!"
Now a once beautiful game is a zombie horror of what it once was. With pieces cut out and others hastily stitched in Destiny has become a Frankenstein's Monster.
Iron Banner couldn't make you happy, the Trials of Osiris won't either.
This game is so much more than the Crucible, but your constant bitching, and whining, and griping affects the Glorious land of PvE and you are only a small demographic of a larger community.
"But Crucible takes more skill because it is real people therefore I'm better than you," you say between bites of your most recent hot pocket.
I disagree. PvP elitists are scum. You're either a boohoo whiner that "everybody uses (insert good or fun gun)"
Or you are a pathetic braggart who thinks they are amazing because they can blink and use a shotgun.
Stop complaining. Stop whining. Quit bitching about a game that you have clearly sunk more than 100 hours into. If you really hated it you would have quit.
Sincerely,
A guy who can't stand your constant whining.
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Edited by Tross: 5/12/2015 9:52:50 PM
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Same shit different poster. [spoiler]muted[/spoiler]
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Edited by SiIver K: 5/12/2015 9:34:03 PMDesperate posts claiming satire to avoid the facts that pvp didn't "ruin" pve... We're the ones asking for the auto buffs, but pve only dumbgrasses always claim we asked for it and so on. Try harder to kill ai as its not hard and weapon changes affect pvp more
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Thank you. I'm not a regular PvP'er (as shown by my stats) but I enjoy combined arms on the weekends and the occasional game of control or clash. My precious Vanquisher is now terrible inside and outside of PvP because of the AR nerf, which I think is stupid. Why nerf something in PvE if it's a PvP nerf? Can't they keep the nerf in one game mode?
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T-bagging came from Halo, most of the guys that do it are good. Most of them are classic Halo players. Call of Duty players use auto rifles and die a lot, js.
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Marry me
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+1 for the use of 'betamale'
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Nerfhearders are ruining this game
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Completely agree. Pvp is such an insignificant part of the game and yet it still manages to ruin the good Pve portion.
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Couldn't agree more. The only way to stop it is to make it like Halo PVP a which then defeats the object of collecting gear.
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You're welcome.
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Let's be honest CoD players can't play without ASM1 and BAL ;)
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Edited by ItsEasyIfYaTry: 5/12/2015 9:29:32 PMYou sir speak the truth. Finally someone putting PVP fags in their place.
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I can't help but feel that this is a level of stupid that you REALLY have to try to achieve.
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I play and enjoy Destiny's PvP and have never drank Mt Dew in my life. Doritos are meh (prefer Pringles) and I hate CoD in all its forms. I've also never asked for a nerf on the forums and lost my virginity years ago. As I'm certain there are other players who also have at least some of the above characteristics, your post is a nice way to generalise an entire section of the game. Well done.
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Boom. Great.
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Thank you OP. This needs to be said.
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I laughed when I first read satire and then notreallysatire because I agree with you on every point you made
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| no body cares | | Mr. Tears | |_________________| | | | | (•_•) \__| | /\
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Pvp is a plague all pve players on any game must deal with. Companies can, but do not until now, adjust issues on only one side of the coin. Bungie is the first to implement a change to after one in a positive manner and one negative to improve both fields. Blizzard simply prevents certain skills from being used as a means to not need a pve aspect.
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Thank you,well put.
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LOL for a bit I thought man what a dick but then I had to say...valid points being made all over your posting....I can't argue with it.........
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Sounds like someone is getting smashed in the crucible...
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can you imagine how broken crucible would be if we didnt bring their attention to certain aspects of the game?
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I read this like a poem