You know who you are. You're the bottom feeding T-bagging scum who have drifted over from Call of Duty. You looked out your grimy windows and saw a beautiful space epic RPG shooter and you thought, "hey that might be fun!"
With Doritos fuzz on your fingers and Mt. Dew stains on your shirt you traveled to the land of MMO's bringing your poor sportsmanship with you while the scent of B.O. and virginity traveled in your wake.
Upon your arrival you marveled at a game that seemed to have it all, and then you promptly shit all over it.
Now gone are the days when Autorifles were useful. "Nerf this," you said! "Nerf that!"
"Its not fair," you cried whenever you were killed by a popular Exotic. "My sense of self worth is directly tied with my k/d."
Now the forums are full of semi-literate trolls and Beta Males, whining and crying about this or that.
"The Thorn sucks."
"The thorn is too OP!"
"Blade dancers aren't fair!"
"Shoulder dash isn't fair!"
"Warlock melee isn't fair!"
Now a once beautiful game is a zombie horror of what it once was. With pieces cut out and others hastily stitched in Destiny has become a Frankenstein's Monster.
Iron Banner couldn't make you happy, the Trials of Osiris won't either.
This game is so much more than the Crucible, but your constant bitching, and whining, and griping affects the Glorious land of PvE and you are only a small demographic of a larger community.
"But Crucible takes more skill because it is real people therefore I'm better than you," you say between bites of your most recent hot pocket.
I disagree. PvP elitists are scum. You're either a boohoo whiner that "everybody uses (insert good or fun gun)"
Or you are a pathetic braggart who thinks they are amazing because they can blink and use a shotgun.
Stop complaining. Stop whining. Quit bitching about a game that you have clearly sunk more than 100 hours into. If you really hated it you would have quit.
Sincerely,
A guy who can't stand your constant whining.
-
Destiny is a FPS*
-
I'm a PvP player. This does not describe me. Muted for being a generalizing idiot.
-
[... Beta Males ...] You are being too kind. I'd say Lamda at best.
-
I agree with much of this but don't you [b]ever[/b] insult Mtn Dew in front of me. Other than that, I see your point.
-
People keep using the term MMO when talking about Destiny.. I do not think it means what they think it means.
-
I never new virginity had a smell.
-
Edited by Afawafa: 5/13/2015 12:15:54 AM"Oh yea Bungie, please nerf those guns for pve as well" -No pvp complainer ever Seriously, all people want is for weapons to be adjusted accordingly in pvp only, not -blam!-ing blanket nerfed across all modes. Bungie has shown that they can at least adjust damage between modes like in the case for shotguns. It's not pvp players' fault that your weapons are nerfed in pve, it's Bungie's fault for being too lazy to separately balance weapons for completely different modes. Every time someone has a valid complaint about PvP, people just go: "hurr durr don't change anything if not auto rifles". Every. -blam!-ing. Time. It's as if their small minds can't comprehend that there's such thing as a middle ground.
-
Bumpity bump the hell out of this
-
I disagree. (Check my stats) pve players ruined PvP. The weekend warriors who wanted thorn, but never have stepped foot in the crucible. The pve players who didn't realize that this is not pve, so ducking alone isn't going to cut. You have to move. The enemy is moving. You can't find the mathematical movement sequence of a real player. Most pve don't really use split second decision making. Normally all enemies move & shoot the same. No pvpers haven't ruined Destiny because it's actually easier to go from PvP to PvE than from PvE to PvP. You can ask the majority of PvP players about "the improvements" of the crucible & the majority of them would rather have the circle faction days over the diamond. Once again, check my stats. I'm probably more logged hours in PvE than PvP, but I enjoy PvP just a lil more. Less repetition. (Please scour for grammar corrections; & run-ons: & sentence structure) 😱😁
-
Even if it's satire, all the shit you said made since. PvP doesn't completely ruin destiny but it does screw it up for PvE players.
-
[quote]With Doritos fuzz on your fingers and Mt. Dew stains on your shirt you traveled to the land of MMO's bringing your poor sportsmanship with you while the scent of B.O. and virginity traveled in your wake. [/quote] CAN'T...STOP...LAUGHING! Seriously, if you're not a writer IRL then you missed your calling ;)
-
No it's only the people who complain about pvp who ruin the game
-
Well written!!! Sadly these semi illiterate trolls won't comprehend it.
-
Edited by Kody: 5/12/2015 10:19:39 PM1. Not all PvPers whine about OPs. 2. How exactly are PvPers ruining the game?
-
PvP is the game.
-
[quote]I think both of you whine. I play both just because o enjoy destiny and these threads are the problem with this community. I play both and complain about nothing. Just because I enjoy the game.[/quote] This.
-
I think both of you whine. I play both just because o enjoy destiny and these threads are the problem with this community. I play both and complain about nothing. Just because I enjoy the game.
-
-
BabyRage NERF OP BabyRage
-
Nice Satire tag. I actually believe it's the PvE noobs that try PvP that complain about it. When you see a Nerf thread, take a nice look at their Crucible stats through the Grimoire. If their total kills through every character they've ever made in every Crucible game they've ever done adds up to less than 10k, or their overall K/D is less than a 1.6, they're probably bad. But yeah, nice #Satire.
-
Edited by McCREE: 5/12/2015 10:18:04 PMThe Crucible is better now than it ever has been. AR's need a little buff; that's it. Your story is cute.
-
Play both fuc boi 1.6 kdr/finished hard mode crota within 5 hours of release. I haven't even finished the main story yet -blam!- that shit heyyyyyyyo :D Ok I know 1.6 isn't as good as a lot of you guys, but point is I'm proud of it.
-
____________________ | | | This thread sucks | | | | take it down | |___________________| (\__/) .|| (•_•) || / う||
-
Dear kind scrub, go -blam!- yourself.
-
Yep!! And aren't pvp players the big majority in this game!? Why does it have such a big impact then???
-
Lol pvpers want a ballanced game and complain about imballance. You pve ers cry about rng. And whine about earning your exotics. Soo who is more pathetic....?