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Edited by notcristina:
6/18/2015 10:57:54 PM
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You are the president, what is the first thing you do?
you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Give a speech about how I'm really 50% white and only 6% black somewhere in there. Don't you have to be 25% to claim an ethnicity. Technically not the first black president.
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"I just wanted to see if i could, but i didnt know it would actually happen sooo." *resigns*
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Take a shit; like every other morning.
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Yes! I can follow in the footsteps of my favourite neo-nażi, Bush!
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2 RepliesFirst i would throw the biggest party the world has ever seen' then make world peace ^-^
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Explore the White House
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Kill everyone else.
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1 ReplyOutlaw death and then resign
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Go to the museum and wear a crown made out of Tyrannosaurus rex bones and then do nothing while getting called a tyrant because of congress' actions.
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Take an expensive vacation on a "peace" mission or something.
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6 Replies- Ban the Kardashians/Jenners or whatever the [b]f[/b]uck their names are from the USA forever - Make the speed limits on all roads a minimum of 170mph - Disband from the United Nations, form a new coalition called the United Earth Directorate. All countries are invited to join. - Ban the Bush and Clinton families from everything politics forever. - Get rid of every gun law because they break the 2nd amendment. - Close down the NSA program forever. Make everyone who worked there work at minimum wage jobs for the rest of their lives. - Build pipelines that will connect the East Coast's snowpacks to the West Coast's lakes/rivers/reservoirs. This will provide the West Coast with extra water in case of droughts. The pipelines won't always be used, only will be used in water crisis emergencies like the California Drought going on now. - Reinstate the A-10 Thunderbolt, cut funding for the overly expensive F-35.
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8 RepliesDeclare the second Tuesday of every month Taco Tuesday. Basically make it a federal holiday, and one that people can skip work with pay. Why? Because I'm the goddamn President, that's why.
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1 ReplyI make a speech. Citizens of America! I became president for one reason, and one reason [b]only[/b]. Darn, I lost the game. [spoiler]massive groan from the crowd as everyone loses the game. [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesTwo chicks at the same time.
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Executive order nullifying the Hughs Amendment.
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Abolish Obamacare
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1 ReplyLegalize Marijuana #Chino For President 2016
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Change my name to Optimus Prime. Force anti-vaxers to live solely in one state; see how long that lasts. Change the national currency to "oak leaves."
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Make America officially MLG and demand a tax rise on weed to give the government more money to buy weed for experimental snipars.
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4 RepliesEdited by U6757109: 5/12/2015 3:48:09 AM• Pardon all nonviolent drug offenders. • Pardon Edward Snowden. • End the Patriot Act. • Reform NAFTA, CAFTA, Permanent Normal Trade Relations With China and the TPP (if it gets passed) • Set up a meeting with all NATO members asking them to increase military spending so that the United States can stop subsidizing it for them. Then I would subsequently ask Congress to pass a national healthcare system (like Canada) and decrease military spending. • Increase taxes on the .1%. • Urge Congress to reinstate the estate tax. • Urge Congress to pass a law prohibiting CEOs from earning anything over 30x what their average employee makes. • Use the tax revenue from the .1% to fix our infrastructure. Wow I was bored lol.
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Get rid of this website...
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Issue a State of the Interent speech, and a State of the Gaming Industy speech. Then, most likely resign
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4 RepliesIt'd be like a mystery thriller. I'd have to look for clues as to how I became President and it'll turn out that I'm actually involved in a Russian plot to take over the US from the inside and my secret service are totally bad guys. So I guess I'm gonna have to defect and find some weapons
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2 RepliesResign. Too much work and pressure for me.
