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5/8/2015 12:41:27 AM
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*Throat punches you across the room* "I'm ready for some scotch right about now."
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*dosent care
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*fires remote taser gun at your shoulder* "Ah, this works just fine!"
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Dosent flinch* I fought sal....so good job? Ps I like the limbs they look good
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"Why thank you!" *gun deploys, shooting you in the chest eight times*
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Still dosent care* my nerv endings where burned...*sighs*
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*raises arm up* *shoots taser fist at legs, and fires 10 consecutive bullets at head* "I'll take that drink back now."
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*all hit my mask and do nothing* why so violent? *gives you 10 drinks* here take me all *shuffles out
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"Sorry about that, I just needed to test Sal's new tech. No hard feelings. Thanks for the drinks." *sips sprite*
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[i]sal..[/i] stupid I hope he dies!
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"He did save my life, so I guess I owe him my allegiance for now. With his AI chip implanted in my brain, I would think twice before defying him." *sets drink on table* "But he seems like a good guy."
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No! He's bad! He said no ! He's killed me 2 times
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*covers ears* "he can hear us through my brain chip. We must meet secretively... Somewhere without Wi-Fi."
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No I told him he's mean Ina kill him!
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"I was never here" *rocketpacks through ceiling*
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*wasn't talking to you*
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*a HUD activates on your dight* Welcome new Usser to Salazar.robotic/medicine adaption program. Its been detected yoru engagement. As of now you Own an arm and eg. The arm is equiped wiht a Tazer fist fnction and a integrated handgun. the lg has a boost jump function. ENjoy your combat. and Remember that Steel is perection with Salazar robotics
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Edited by gozags71: 5/8/2015 1:14:41 AM"You augmented my occipital lobe with your technologies... Never mind that for now. How do I beat this [i]girl[/i], Sal?"
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girl.....cripple and high damage
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Let's try that then. [spoiler](I edited to girl, no worries)[/spoiler]
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*rolls up sleeves, revealing bionic arms* "Alright then, let's dance"
