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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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1 ReplyGo back to sleep
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2 Repliesask him if mayonnaise is an instrument.
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1 ReplyGo Pikachu! Use thunderbolt
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1 ReplyITS SHIA LABOUF!
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1 ReplyI'll use [url=http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Extreme_sarcasm]extreme sarcasm[/url]
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1 ReplyI'd probably laugh and sarcastically speak with them.
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Say, "Did you know that 30% of the time you wake up in the middle of the night it's because someone's staring at you?"
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1 Reply"My dick ain't gonna suck it self, put that pretty mouth to work"
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Go back to sleep. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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Pussy tho
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Edited by Commander Zavala: 5/16/2015 2:16:15 AMFinish him!
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Edited by kryple: 5/16/2015 1:24:58 AMHmmm.
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3 RepliesMake sure it's not my husband before I stab him/her with my knife by my bed.
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1 ReplyI would ask "Do you okay Destiny? CAUSE IT AWESOME WITH DEEZ NUTS!"
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1 ReplyIf its bigfoot... Im jumping out my window
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Say deez nutz and we both start laughing and watching tv
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8 RepliesIs it a female?
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2 RepliesShoot it.
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Get the man a cookie and lead him to the door
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3 RepliesEdited by Cut4Bieber: 5/13/2015 6:45:29 PMScoot over and ask if he wants to join
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1 ReplyAsk it "mom?? Is that you?? Did your anger management class go well?" And then procede to get up out of my bed ten share a kiwi with it and have some coffe.
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1 ReplyStart pleasuring myself so that he goes away
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Boners
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Lean up and whip it out
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5 Replies*whisper* shia labeuf
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1 Reply"Do you wanna build a snowman"
