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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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12 RepliesEdited by poopinator122: 5/20/2015 1:17:42 PMWho is the stranger?
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I would praise the sun. Then unzip my pants and say lets get this over with :(
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O bby
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Promiscuous
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6 Repliesu wan sum m8?
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Well I'm in the middle of masturbating, so I accelerate my erection and cum all over his his. Then I say "FEEL THE MIGHT OF A THOUSAND CHILDREN!"
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4 RepliesITS SHIA LABOUF
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1 ReplyWould they have a machete or buzzsaw
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4 RepliesKill it dead.
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2 Repliesset him ablaze, crush him under my talons, loot his corpse, then eat him.
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3 RepliesI have a gun holstered under my bed, so I'm gonna grab that and point it at them
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1 ReplyOp is fgt
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This is a no -blam!- zone. Leave immediately or get -blam!-ed up.
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4 RepliesIt Really Really Depends. See I'm A Dinosaur, So Uhm, I Could Just Eat Them. Orr...They Could Be Hot...And I Could.... KICK THEM IN THE FACE FOR BEING IN MY HOUSE! YOU DON WALK UP IN MY HOUS SON U GET KIKD IN FACE REKT SON REKT
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3 RepliesOh -blam!- run!
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1 ReplyThey've stepped into my territory uninvited. Commence assblast protocol. Their rear is [i]mine[/i].
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8 RepliesOffer them a hot beverage.
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4 RepliesPull down my boxers. The surprise with throw him off and I'll quickly jerk it and then knock him out with my erect penis. Then I'll piss on him for shits and giggles.
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Male or female? Race? Height? Cmon OP get your shit straight
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1 ReplyAsk her if she's got time to explain if she's got time to explain if she's got time to explain.
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4 RepliesBend them over...
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11 RepliesThe foot of my bed is against a wall so...
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1 ReplyAfter I shit myself...I would probably shit myself again.
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3 Replies"How deep is it?"
