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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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1 ReplyI would invite to bed
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I sleep with a knife under my pillow, because reasons. I'll simply stab them.
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nice shoes wnna fuk
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6 RepliesI have a shotgun next to the bed. I will simply pump it. It's a motivating sound.
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3 RepliesShot them in the face
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1 ReplyDance off Challenge! [spoiler]keep dancing if harmless[/spoiler] [spoiler]sneak in balls smash if seems dangerous [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesIf this things woke me up, it's paying the price for it. *proceeds to destroy said stranger with a mix of karate, sarcastic comments and samurai warfare*
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1 ReplyIs the stranger a hot grill?
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1 ReplyBungie bans free speech LOL
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1 Reply*Grabs metal baseball bat that's next to my bed*
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1 ReplyPretend there not there then jump on him a say allhaicbar and blow up the house
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1 Reply"I've been waiting to use this new throwing knife..."
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Be like, "can you come back at 10 am?"
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15 RepliesI have Tonfas next to my bed so I'll be grabbing them and pummelling their face in. Once I know they're out, then I'll proceed to see who they are
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1 ReplyScream ALLAH AKBAR and denote my C4.
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3 RepliesDepends on if it's a boy or a girl
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1 ReplyAsk if they want to snuggle, and in both cases go back to sleep.
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1 ReplyStare
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8 RepliesShank them.
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7 RepliesCower in fear and hope that one of my pets will valiantly protect me in my time of need...
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Ehh, I need my sleep. BtB
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2 RepliesConveniently I have baseball bat right near my bed so. They better start explaining quick or I start swinging
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1 ReplyGet banned from forums without warning or a specific date when my ban is lifted while i look like an idiot postinf something that others cant see
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1 Reply"I'm all yours." *swoons*
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I knew this day would come I'm ready ive lived my life and.... (And by this point I would have got the pistol out of my bedside display cabinet and he would be on his way out)
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1 Reply"Huh."
