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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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4 RepliesEdited by shaggyloki02: 4/8/2015 4:18:34 PMGrabs the benelli 12 gauge and paint my bedroom walls. You in the south bitch didn't expect a different outcome did ya
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1 ReplyOh no! [spoiler]It's Engrapadora![/spoiler] [spoiler]And he brought a horse![/spoiler]
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6 RepliesProbably ask them why they're here, and assuming they respond reasonably attempt to talk them into leaving my home. However, if they make any sudden movements towards me, i'd shout to wake up my parents (and probably the neighbors), while simultaneously throwing my covers over them in hope it'll keep them busy long enough for me to run past them and escape.
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There's two answers to this question. If the stranger is an attractive female: "Hey." If the stranger is anyone else: "Get the -blam!- outta here."
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3 RepliesDepends. Is the stranger out to kill me, or harm me in some way?
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3 RepliesDoes he know you're awake? Did you make a sudden movement, gasp, or simply open your eyes?
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1 ReplyChallenge the guy to rock paper scissors
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5 RepliesSHIA LEBEOUFF!!!
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1 Replytry to conceal the tent I'm pitching
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2 RepliesIt's Shrek
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1 ReplyLeap at their neck, bite, and don't let go until the light drains from their eyes.
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1 Reply-blam!- it right in da pussy
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2 Repliesexplain to him that he's just broke and entered my dungeon.
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1 ReplyInvite the sexy exo to join me
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9 RepliesEdited by Deleted235708: 4/9/2015 1:29:36 PMCut his penis off. [spoiler]And then violently force feed it to him.[/spoiler] [spoiler][quote]There standing at the foot of your bed is [u]a stranger[/u]. [u]They[/u] are looking right at you.[/quote] wut?[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesCommit mass genocide.
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1 ReplyGo back to sleep
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5 RepliesHope to god it's a female, get the condoms out of the draw and ask if she wants a root.
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10 RepliesI'd act as casual, and useful as possible. Because, in that moment in a real-life situation you aren't going to say "Whats up bro?" or such. You'd stutter, act nervous am I right? I'd nervously say "want to play video games?..." Or something.
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3 RepliesTry to act like I'm still asleep. If he doesn't move I would take any available items throw them at him while I go to another room with a phone and lock it.
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1 ReplyKill it
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1 ReplyI'd say, "well just don't stand there, of course there is room for one more!"
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Its shrek
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3 RepliesWake my fiancé up to get him! Scary.!
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5 RepliesThis is why I take a sidearm to bed with me.
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1 ReplyShit my pants
