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Edited by Reign of Bane:
8/1/2015 6:38:20 PM
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Something disturbs your sleep...
...and you wake up suddenly. There standing at the foot of your bed is a stranger, looking right at you.
What would you do?
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SCREAM And I bet I wouldn't be the only one.
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1 ReplyRaise an eyebrow in curiosity probably.
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Male or female? That's the obvious question.
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1 Reply*insert Lenny face here*
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Stomp 'em in the nuts
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4 Repliesyour mother...
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1 ReplyHoly crap I would start dragging them outside my house and curb stomp the -blam!- out of em
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4 RepliesActual cannibal Shia Labeouf!
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1 Reply*freaks out* Oh wait, it's just OP's mom...
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Reach for my knife, spend about 20 seconds opening the draw, grab it, cut the bastard.
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"Did you make coffee?"
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They got the coals I got the shesha... let's chief and get turnt bruh
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5 RepliesWell, since I sleep upstairs, and the entrance to the house on the front and back are locked, I can hear when someone breaks-in. So I'll use my pull-up bar to push the tattle-tale strangler downstairs. I'll then wake up the others to notify them what's going on. They'll call 911, and the strangler would be arrested, and put into custody ... If he managed to come to my bed without making any sounds, then I'll just have to rely on myself to break free from his grip (and I'll be scared sh-tless). If I don't, I'll die. But if I manage to break free from his grip, I'll use items around the house to try to apprehend the strangler...
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[b]call Carl on duty[/b]
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3 RepliesTrick question. I would have already awoken and been awake for a while by the time the stranger would have gotten there.
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Looks him in the eyes We'll.. This it's awkward
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1 ReplyIm still waiting for them turn up lol
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4 RepliesStab him in his kidneys....
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2 RepliesNeed to know the stranger's gender first.
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4 RepliesMine has different grips, but you get the idea.
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2 RepliesIs it shia labeouf?
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3 RepliesI'm scared of bubba
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Knives lots of knives that I can get to really fast
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3 RepliesThrow a pillow and launch myself at them like a spider monkey.
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1 ReplyShout "Sieg Heil!" To see if they are a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] ;)
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2 RepliesCheck m8 I never sleep in my real bed. That's what my body doubles are for. He's distracted by my body double so I jump out and attack him with a spoon. And watch him wander around my office, blind.
