Let's talk about you and me.
I'll start.
You ever have a woman crack an egg onto your dick and use the whites as lube and let the yolk sit tenderly atop the head of your erect peen0r? She has to stroke it gently so the yolk doesn't fall. When yolk falls, she yells Yahtzee and I cum everyteim. The egg on my eggs brings the whole thing full circle.
How about you?
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I normally stick my dick in the toaster.
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1 ReplyGenius! Sex an breakfast all in one. I'll call it sexfast! Or breaksex... Actually I don't like the sound of either of those.
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1 ReplyI guess breakfast was on him
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1 ReplyI came in expecting a song Left wanting to burn my eyes
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1 ReplyI normally stick my dick in a bowl of Cheerios.
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No b& plz just trying to xpress my luv bby
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1 ReplyEdited by Guardian: 3/22/2015 8:59:00 AMI have been met with Ninja Justice. [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySex? yes please.
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Edited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 3/22/2015 8:55:32 AMHere, this should explain the pain that graced my eyes when I read this... [spoiler]Click on it and know my pain...[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesThat sounds great. I really like to soak a girl in a hot tub full of apple juice for about an hour. Then it is all fun from there.
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4 RepliesI just stare at girls really hard and they have hour long orgasms If I stare to intensely though then they will have their periods early
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1 ReplySex is evil
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1 ReplyWeird!
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2 RepliesHow horny are you at the moment?
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1 ReplyI love soaking pussy on my private.
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5 RepliesHow did i get here? Last time i was in #Destiny... Well,stuff happens.
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1 ReplyMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... gross
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um..... alrighty then...
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This is awesome
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wut dafuq did I just read
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3 RepliesEdited by Panda: 3/21/2015 7:35:54 AM.... [i] [/i] [i] [/i] [spoiler]well then...[/spoiler]
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This is too hot to die