He's making toast, and informs you that the Ninjas and Longface are coming over for tea and Jack Daniels, before offering you a slice of the freshly buttered toast.
How do you react?
						
					
					
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	First, I would wonder why he would drive/fly to Canada. Then make him put his pants on. Then have a non-alcoholic drink.
 
										 
					 
		    