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Edited by b10nary:
3/20/2015 12:37:14 PM
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What do you sexually identify as?
I sexually identify as a semi-organic sapient being from an alternate dimension sent to watch over earth and make sure nothing gets too out of hand.
Though they tend to call me "male" can someone tell me what that means?
[spoiler]as well as what the title asks[/spoiler]
Edit: Over a hundred, these are great!
Edit: I've tried replying to a bunch of these but when I refresh the thread my replies no longer appears...
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a sack of potatoes being dropped at 45,000 feet from an Apache helicopter
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4 RepliesA God of råpe and domination
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1 ReplyAn MLG Pr0
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3 RepliesA Cthulhu cultist
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http://i.imgur.com/2Muh10Ih.jpg A Raptor
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I identify as a Lethal Military Android
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I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!
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A Vandal
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A shoe as I have the agility of a slipper.
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3 RepliesA plate.
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Edited by Magikarp: 6/17/2015 6:20:26 PMI sexually identify as a bra. All my life it has been my dream to support two hooters and be able to hold them all the time. I'm having a plastic surgeon install DD cups on my hands and straps on my arms so I can always be holding a pair of tits. From now on I want to be called Double-D and if you don't like it you're a braphobe and need to check your boob privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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2 RepliesA penguin-dragon hybrid
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2 RepliesAn amorphous blob of dark cold hate.
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1 ReplyI sexually Identify as a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of Raising dongers every day. People say to me that a person being a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . From now on I want you guys to call me “Lenny” and respect my right to Raise Dongers at will. If you can’t accept me you’re a Lennyphobe and need to check your donger privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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2 RepliesI sexually identity as a hovering meat bicycle. My hobbies include being ridden, getting my gears oiled and riding with other meat bicycles.
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4 RepliesI identify as an omnisexual corgi/dragon hybrid
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I sexually identify as the conductor of the poop train
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Draconic Male
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A Penisaurus Rex
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A badger
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1 ReplyFemminists started this
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1 ReplyA taco
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1 ReplyA used teabag. [spoiler]they dont have sex :([/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIm a woodchipper. Put a firm log in me and itl get destroyed. Wtf am i talking about??
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1 ReplyA potato.
