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Edited by SENPAI :
3/22/2015 5:12:00 AM
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If you haven't lost your virginity by 16
If you haven't lost your virginity by 16, you fail at life. There's literally absolutely no good excuse. I was born with debilitating social anxiety. But guess what? I manned the -blam!- up and after losing my virginity at 15, have -blam!-ed 10 different women/girls since. It takes initiative, effort, and the end to wishthinking and hoping something will just fall into your lap, because it seldom does. The bottom line is, the majority of women will put out if you pursue them. It's a matter of making the first move and taking what is offered. PM me if you need advice.
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1 Reply16? Pfft that's nothing. Lost mine at 8, they wanted me so bad. [spoiler]got -blam!-[/spoiler] [spoiler]doesnt matter had sex[/spoiler]
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I thought for sure OP said he had lost it by 16, and the title said 17. What is your game, OP?
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Stuff like this tears me up inside and makes me want to vomit. If my kids ever thought this way I'd just kill myself and leave them to the system, because I would have completely failed as a parent.
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Gtfo. People like you who glamorize sex and treat it like a -blam!-ing game.
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1 ReplyThis is the stupidest post I've laid my eyes on this week
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1 ReplyHaving sex doesn't make you an adult.
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Taking advice from an internet stranger known as Senpai...I think not.
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Edited by Mighty Albatross: 3/18/2015 10:52:32 PMYeah no. Maybe I want more from a relationship than mindless sex
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1 ReplySticking your dick in a donut doesnt count? [spoiler]i bet you ate it afterwards[/spoiler] [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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Lost it at 5.
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Born with debilitating social anxiety eh? By debilitating you mean it stops you from making good posts?
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Dumb kids today
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1 ReplyAverage American girl loses it at 13-14 It's nothing impressive really
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1 ReplyWho needs sex when you got video games?
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[quote]you fail at life[/quote] Well hell, what else is new?
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2 RepliesBRB killing myself.
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Oh you think that makes you cool? Makes you a man? Because it doesn't. You don't know what the fück you are doing at 15.
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I lost mine at 14...
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19, still a virgin. Reason? I don't give a f[b]u[/b]ck
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1 ReplySenpai, why must you shitpost so much?
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I lost my virginity to my dad while I was still inside of my mom
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3 RepliesOr your Muslim
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8 RepliesEdited by jgfss333: 3/17/2015 9:01:35 PMIf you lost your virginity at 16 it means you're thinking more of that than studies which helps you get a job, wife, loving family and yes also laid. If you think sex is a race then you're not worthy of putting your dick in someone other than ur hand m8. Btw anybody who has sex doesn't speak about it all the times. [spoiler]only virgins do, skrub[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI lost mine at 5.
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5 RepliesOP lost his virginity at 15 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds confirmed.
